Hannah: aka just another girl avoiding her responsibilities by blogging about her favourite thingsAsk me anything
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#I DONT EVEN GET PHONE RECEPTION AT MY PLACE
#THERES NOBODY TO DATE
#YOU TELL SOMEBODY SOMETHING AND WITHIN 2 DAYS THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWS
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."